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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:17
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Mars isn’t Red? The Planet is Actually… - The Daily Galaxy
No way
Loons and Moons
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Shiba Inu risks 18% drop, but whales keep buying – What do they know? - AMBCrypto
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)